What I want you to do is take off your glasses, shake out your hair and say Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Castle Season 3 Bloopers [x]: 2/?

WE MISS YOU 

Kate Beckett Outfits: 5x19 

“When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called ‘Project Hollywood 2004’ and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004.”

“I know I’m not a conventional beauty. You can read a lot of painful things on the internet, which criticise you aesthetically – but as far as I’m concerned, that’s not what an actress is.”

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

 #IT’S BACK