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8486.) The very worst part about online friends:...

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Who wants Billie & Rocky to tour?!

c00kie-m0nster123: They’re so precious together<3 And Billie Joe’s hair and shirt

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A couple of friends of mine and me are going...

earningpointsfordoingnothing: theheterophobicguy: spelledjustlikeescape: drainthepressure: … and we’re gonna play on teams; Team gay!! = Aleksander and me Team straight = Nila and Helena one epic battle. Who will win? STRAIGHT TO THE TOP! Sometimes I’m too funny NO WAY the straighties are going to win. Okaaaay? We are SO winning this thing! YOU’RE GOING DOWN!

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A couple of friends of mine and me are going...

drainthepressure: … and we’re gonna play on teams; Team gay!! = Aleksander and me Team straight = Nila and Helena one epic battle. Who will win? STRAIGHT TO THE TOP! Sometimes I’m too funny

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STOP THE PRESSES.

muggle-bornsolaris: captainimaginary: martinfreemansrage: crowleykingofhell: ladycelebrian: wildshieldmaiden: HOLD EVERYTHING. FIRST LOOK AT MARTIN FREEMAN AS BILBO?!?!?!?!?!? OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ASDNASKLGHFRASDKFSEKLHWEIOJSDFASASD AAAHHH!!!! dsklhnbdkjlnbhgklhn YESYESYESYES I’m not going to lie. I honestly thought it said: MORGAN FREEMAN AS A DILDO...

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That awkward moment where you stare at a gif of...

polygamistpancreas: what even is that face he’s making afterwards?

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One would've expected all the Anon haters to get...

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Watch

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS : PART 1, directed by David Yates (2010) Simply the best part of the movie… Emma’s voice is amazing, I can imagine her reading audiobooks for children’s stories…

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Differences between friends & best friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” 
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
 I LOVE SPEED DIAL! Just had to reblog so I could say that...

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cheatingwallbuilders asked: LSJKDJFKLSJDF you weren't at school so you didn't get to hear our awesome bowling plan!!!
We go bowling right, and we play against eachother, in teams!
You + Helena and Me + Aleks
TEAM STRAIGHT VS. TEAM GAY!!!
THE EPIC MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 30th

theheterophobicguy asked: I find you more exciting than Asian fetish porn
<3

Mar 30th

theheterophobicguy asked: Ida and I discussed something today.
When you, me, Ida and Helena are going bowling next weekend..
we have to play Team Gay vs. Team Straight
:D

Mar 30th

soykawaii asked: Yeah, I'm actually getting off now!
Goodnight (:
Have fun at band-prac!

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theheterophobicguy asked: NILA! Why didn't you show up to English today? :(
Both you and Einar were gone..
What happened? <3

Mar 30th

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Disney's Year of a Million Dreams

The title given to each of Annie Leibowitz’ masterpieces Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella: - “Where every Cinderella story comes true” Jeff Bridges & Penelope Cruz as The Prince and Belle from Beauty and the Beast: - “Where a moment of beauty lasts forever” Queen Latifah as Ursula from The Little Mermaid: - “Where memories take hold and never let...

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I heard this joke a while ago and decided to share

drainthepressure: lgbtlaughs: 4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons. “My son owns a successful car dealership,” guy #1 said. “He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.” “My son is a successful realtor,” guy #2 said. “He’s so successful, he was able to give one of...

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i like to imagine jesse is tapping andrew's butt i...

lookoutforlove: CANNOT BE UNSEEN

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So, if Anne Hathaway is going to play Kurt's Aunt...

chatterboxrose: gringottswizardingbank: SOMEONE WRITE A FIC.

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Annie Leibovitz's Disney Dream Portrait Series

loisfaith: Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella Rachel Weisz as Snow White Jessica Biel as Pocahontas Jeff Bridges as the Beast and Penelope Cruz as Belle from Beauty and the Beast Mikhail Baryshnikov as Peter Pan, Gisele Bündchen as Wendy and Tina Fey as Tinkerbell Julie Andrews as the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio and Abigial Breslin as Fira from Disney Fairies Jennifer Lopez as...

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